The older you get the higher you wear your pants. And then one day, somewhere down the line, your pants are so high that you can't breathe, and it suffocates you.
lol I've been dropping Lb's all year and I've been forced into wearing all my jeans and shorts up to my belly button so they arent around my ankles with every step. It adds a real hilarious swagger to your steps.
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My shorts will always be cut off (or neatly hemmed) below the knees, even if I'm 80 and I have to add fabric to the top of the waist band so it buttons at my neck like all the other guys my age.